What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:41

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

They put up a sign reading

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Still no good.

No way

Everyone loved it.

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Loons and Moons

Freaks and Cheeks

Hysterias & Posteriors

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share office space ...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Still no good

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Minds and Behinds

Next, they tried...

Nuts and Butts

Can both male and female cows be milked? Can bulls also be milked?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Then came..

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No, not a chance

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Why do the Republican city officials at Springfield Ohio continue to deny that immigrants are eating pets to sabotage the Trump campaign, even though immigrant pet-eating is now widely believed to be true?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

So they tried

No go.

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So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Another attempt resulted in ...

Just Forget it!

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Unacceptable again!

Catatonics & High Colonics

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